3-D Conversion Almost Finished + Surveys Coming Soon!
almost 2 years ago
– Wed, Jun 26, 2024 at 07:24:13 PM
Hey there, gals and ghouls --
Your Deaditors are happy to report we are currently down to The Final Four--no, not victims, I mean stories!
When last I wrote, I sincerely believed we'd be able to deliver digital rewards early, but as it turns out, we will merely be... on time.
Now that there are two of us working on the conversion, we expect to be finishing this in the next couple of weeks, the prospect of which has brought a surge of joy to our cold, dead hearts.
So here's a lengthy update we like to call...
What to Expect When You're Expecting a Horror Anthology
Expect surveys soon--likely through Backerkit, since Kickstarter is currently undergoing a horror show of its own as it slices and dices its survey tool.
(Maybe you've heard about the buggy new surveys--or maybe you've thankfully avoided it--but we're planning to steer clear until they work out the kinks.)
In any event--our first focus is to finish the conversion and then turn our attention to the surveys, which will take a few days to build. As always, we appreciate your patience!
Yes, I see a tightly-wrapped hand raised in the back.
When Will Printed Books Arrive?
Great question, Ramses! Er, excuse me--Mr. The Damned.
Because of the volatility in paper pricing these days (which I'm sure you can appreciate), most printers will not guarantee a quote for more than a few days.
This means we are not able to engage printers until the book is ready to send to print immediately.
Once we have our quotes in hand, we'll move quickly to get it into production--though how fast it moves will depend on how many other jobs are in the queue before us.
I see another (decaying) hand.
Yes, you.
Braaaaaiins!
That's not a question, Mr. Zombie.
Anyone else?
Yes, you with the date that I'm pretty sure is just a corpse.
Tell Me More About the Digital Version
Wow. That was a surprisingly lucid question from someone with your, uh, proclivities, Mr... Bundy, was it?
Well, the answer is that everyone will receive two digital versions.
One will be a standard 2D version and the second will be a digital 3D version you can enjoy at home if you BYOG (Bring Your Own Glasses).
And we've decided to reward your patience by adding the fully uncensored pinup by horror-meister Richard Fairgray to the book.
Why?
Because we can't unsee it, and now you must be tortured by it too.
It's the final page of the book. You can choose to look... or not.
But don't say we didn't warn you.
Dead End
Looks like I'm getting the hook (hand), so that's my cue to make like our first questioner and wrap it up.
Thank you again for your patience as we navigate the 3D process for the first time. We think the book is turning out amazing, and it wouldn't exist without your support.
Back soon when surveys have gone out!
Creepy Clay
